Sparring In TKD

I know as a green belt sparring is hard. I do not understand how to watch for the hits, punches, and kicks. I also don't know how to throw these things. Although, I know this logically, I want to be able to do this. It is driving me nuts. I want to be able to the crap out of people. I can throw the stupid kicks and get them near where the should be. It like I just don't want to hit anyone. So the result is my butt keeps getting kicked. ok really, every place but my butt. That is below the belt and off limits.
Testing is in a week. I feel I am not ready. It's going to hard and I am not sure I am going to pass. I think my form looks ok. I still want to work out one little part and make my punches stronger. But for the most part it looks good. I know it is good enough to move on to senor green. If I were a senor green I might be in trouble.
For the most part my kids are ready. Well, Ms. G is. Mr. A is working hard to be ready. I think he will make it. The nut is taking them to testing in NC. He will have them that weekend. He better take them or Mr. and Mrs. Scott might hurt him. Ms. G will be too bored to stay a green for another 4 months. It might so Mr. A some good but then again 4 more months knowing you could have moved on is a long time.
Sean is trying to get his classes in so he can test. I think he'll make it. If not he can become purple belt with me. It really is a win, win for him.
That is about all the everyday news at my house. The Nut is being an asshole as usual and there is nothing I can do about it right now. It is going to have to be taken to court at this rate. I just hope that will help.
Baby AL has become a toddler over night. Wow! He is amazing. I had forgotten how much fun this age can be. I think it is so nice I get to see this and stay home with him. I need to find him some play dates. He needs to play with some other kids. He really needs to be left with someone other than me or Sean.
~niffer